i figured it was something a la The Town, where they were dressed as cops with balaclavas or masks or whatever in their pocket, so they got past hotel security but put masks on once they got to her room so she couldn’t ID them

i still don’t understand why Gatorade doesn’t embrace the hungover portion of their customer base

i’m pretty sure they took out any language making the Zika funding contingent upon defunding/lowering funding to planned parenthood

especially since she’s such a policy wonk, if she can outline her (much more detailed) plans with the eloquence she’s definitely capable of, the contrast between her and Herr Unprepared will be astounding

what year do you think it currently is

i saw a photo of Gigi on twitter a little while back where someone had taken half her face and mirrored it (so the photo was completely symmetric) and it looked almost exactly like her actual face, which is one of those subconscious attractiveness things (i think? i know very symmetrical faces are “good”)

i went to college in california and our landscaping sprinklers used reclaimed water so there were little signs by the paths on campus that said “reclaimed water do not drink from sprinklers” which like duh i wouldn’t have tried to drink sprinkler water anyway

here’s the thing, though - there are plenty of women and girls who are also members of that community. i can assure you that they also don’t care to have other issues involved in their hobby, and i can also assure you that a not-insignificant number of them have at least one story about being sexually objectified,…

i read somewhere that the rate of false rape accusations was roughly even with false accusation rates for other crimes (assault, burglary, etc.) but for some reason these guys aren’t worried about being falsely accused of those crimes!

i cry at that goddamn gum commercial where the boy draws the fucking stick figures on their gum wrappers and then the girl gets home from wherever she was and they’re all framed on the wall and the last drawing is of a proposal and she turns around and he’s on one knee with the ring

from personal experience - you get more and much better quality weed for your money on the west coast (Bay Area) than on the east coast (CT/NYC)

after 9/11 my extended family designated a relative in California for everyone to call in case anything of that scale (in terms of cell phone usage all at once) ever happens again because NY-NY or NY-CT/NJ calls wouldn’t go through but people could make calls from NY to farther-away states

i associate the word “herbivore” to this day with the Land Before Time gang munching on some tree stars

if she (god forbid) drops dead before the election, the party could honestly run a box of rocks and i would vote for it over the decaying muppet

had you ever expressed the desire to be stabbed by any other person at any other time ever in your entire life? oh, you had? well clearly you were also open and receptive to this stabbing at this completely different time by this completely different person

i know mine is a wired AUX connection (Jetta) - there’s basically a headphone jack input behind the gearshift so i have a double-ended headphone cord (there’s a name for it but whatever) that plugs into that AUX input and the other end goes into my phone

i’m picturing George W. Bush communicating with squirrels and trying so hard not to laugh out loud at my desk

i think there’s a huge problem with this line of criticism (the “well why hasn’t he done more/why is he just doing this now/etc” commentary) when it comes to this issue because it seems, to me, that his protest is directed at the lack of progress toward more equal treatment of all people during police encounters and…

you could get the iron-on letters (sort of felt-ish material!) and cut the sticky backing sheet thing to fit the letter shape (instead of peeling them off and having them be sticky)

definitely native advertising. most likely for passports