"I'm not okay. I'm sorry to pull you out of your dance class…oh the recital was today?!"

Honestly, by the time I have kids I'll probably have sold all my old stuff to "90's kids" hipsters and upgraded. If I ever encounter the stuff again, I'd share it with children, but how often do you come across a Walkman these days?

Second to Agent Dale Cooper.

I found the screaming funny the first time, tolerable the second, and mildly annoying from there on. However, I did enjoy Tom, April, and Donna testing (trolling) him, and the pained, silent facial expressions Eichner had did work for me.

I did the math using the equation Tom gave to Andy on season two or three-ish of Parks and Recreation. 40/2 + 7 = 27, which Annie is not. Jeff and Annie therefore must be a no-go.

"We've got the limo for three more hours. I think the extra length…would help us get over that lake."

This is why I support keeping outdated vocabulary on SAT tests. Otherwise, how will we be able to miss the point of internet jokes with our useless command of our shared lexicon?

I'm the oldest child of my family, so I didn't get the benefit of an older sibling with more refined cultural tastes. I have found lately that my dad and I have very similar tastes in music. Of all the musicians I heard through him, I'm probably most thankful for being introduced to Danny Elfman via Oingo Boingo,…