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I don't think there's a better way to introduce "Two Truth And A Lie" than his terrifying explanation of it.

I opened up this review just to do a Ctrl+F for "paintings" or "vagina" and found nothing.

The mistake is that you've engaged in enough stupid internet shit that Facebook's algorithm thinks you'd want to see that picture.

I bet he has weird sex dreams about bikers and ears.

If we're uniting Louise's suitors, I think Logan should also be a part of the mix. She's slap-happy for him too, and his height next to Boo Boo and RSR would make excellent jokes.

lolololol

Yeah, but like, "damn" and "darn" are just a letter apart, and one is certainly more acceptable than the other. So maybe "shat" could fit into a show that parents could watch with their kids? (not a kids' show, but one kids could watch)

I'll allow it. Imagine I do that thing that Dumbledore does at the end of "The Sorceror's Stone" and add all the points back to the House of your choosing.

-200 for "universe"

An-dri-uh
Ahn-dri-uh
An-dre-uh
Ahn-dre-uh
Un-dri-uh (one of Dave's flings in S1 of Happy Endings. The reason I put together this list)

I learned about a month ago that Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum were married!

I was under the impression that the show was supposed to be something parents could watch with their kids in the room (mostly because of the lack of swears). This episode really changed that perception.

I actually did that once, but it was in response to someone who looked at something that very obviously was not a Picasso and asked "Is this a Picasso?"

What I took away from that scene was that the fury of the audience was quelled by the realization that Titus put genuine effort into his portrayal of a geisha. He didn't take some lazy, hack-job approach and sing in english with a bad accent. He earnestly told a story about a past life that has an often-stereotyped

Fuck.

Lenny Destefano mention!

Lenny Destefano mention

If I were to nitpick the plot, I'd start at Finn's storyline. He flees the First Order to escape killing for them, then immediately kills them. Sure, he recognizes that they are the bad guys, but he of all people should understand that there are brainwashed young adults under those helmets. It doesn't click for me.

I've been telling friends since "Ultron" that I'd like to see a Hawkeye movie in the style of "Unbreakable." Small scale stuff, very focused on the relationship with family. The height of super-abilities we see is Hawkeye hussling guys at a bar with games of darts and maybe hunting with his kids.

Yep. Season 6 Community also got the chance to fart on season 4 Community, so we got references to the full NBC-Thursday-night-comedy-block.