That gal just... standing on the steps. Why? Move...

He slid up to the F-35, noting its subtle curves and ample intake, and Ray Wert knew he had to have her...

Andrew, it’s the shifter that is confusing on these Grand Cherokees, not the parking brake.

“Psst” sounds like a tire may be leaking.

So they're cutting back on the Skyline thing? Good to hear.

GT players with 140 vehicles that have been beautifully rendered for your driving pleasure

I was totally thinking Beaker. Just needs glasses...

That’s a terrible thing to say about Adam Savage.

He looks like Adam Savage after an accident involving a particle accelerator and a wad of silly putty.

$59 for this? CP.

The front fenders are backwards. The price is backwards.

He wants $95,000 for this thing.

I don’t know, think of the crimes you could commit with this as the getaway car. You’d be safely on your way to the border, while after questioning witnesses the cops would be putting out APBs on like 12 different cars!

We gave you Ali, Bowie, Prince, Slice and Richard Simmons is on deck...but you just can’t take Goodell off our hands, eh God?

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

A few years ago, the Red Sox were in the middle of an absolutely terrible season. I went into work and, not thinking much of it, left my tickets for that night’s game on my dashboard.

Would a high-performance diesel version of the STI be called the Subaru STD?

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Son of a bitch these people can vote. We’re fucked

"A toffee before bed keeps the teeth golden and soft," the old British saying goes, I believe.