More like Shark resistant for up to 1 meter

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Creamsicle break every 4 hours?

This.

Yeah, he was turning with a yellow light.

Not nearly as often as asking him not to eat the lead paint chips from the wall.

So, seriously.

I wonder if Florida isn’t buying mustangs either

You can do what my libertarian friend says and get DSL/Satellite/Cell or go without. Internet is a luxury.

Here’s hoping he doesn’t get cul-de-sacked..

So, you just admitted to laundering money?

She’s the type of crazy that would look down at the cross and freak out that she sees it upside down.

How the hell do you fuck up steaks? Yet he does. He just pops a tictac, goes over there, and grabs them by the ketchup.

strip clubs on every corner

Breh...

Perhaps the smart ones swam in the opposite direction to spare us from their owner’s progeny?

Tooling and development costs have been paid off long ago. These last few years of production have just been gravy to the bottom line.

Except they make bank on the Grand Caravan and Nissan is well...Nissan.

Sources have a libtard bias