Leaving now to Google “fainting schoolgirls in the 60's”, if I end up on a watchlist it’s your fault

I’m liking a new drug from a Chinese lab mixed with DMSO to put it through the skin. They make new molecules for party drugs as fast as we can outlaw them. Remember bath salts and the face eating zombie?

Yes there was! The episode was called the Sight Unseen

This woman needs serious psychiatric help. Don’t think jail time is going to be of much use for a woman who inflicts her own disorders on her kids.

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

I see this pic of her everywhere for one of those You Might Also Like links at the bottom of pages that leads to some suspicious site, using a headline like “What Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To Know About His Other Daughter!”
EVERYWHERE.

Oh.

The highlight of my college career was seeing Dean during a campaign visit to our campus. He was accompanied by Janeane Garofalo and Joan Jett; each did a set in their art and it was fantastic. Feels like yesterday.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

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