As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.

I’m sure Izzo knows he lost control, but saying that he lost control to the press undermines the relationship he has with his team.

You pee BEFORE you get in the shower? Why?

Don’t blame the players for this.  They just go where the bus drops them off. If you want to be pissed off at somebody, blame the Yankees organization. Most likely this was a screw up by the Yankees assistant to the traveling secretary.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

Papa John’s, Official Pizza of the Portland Timbers

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

Me, when I see anyone in international soccer complain about diving:

Counterpoint: Uruguay’s rough-and-tumble style coupled with attacking royalty is fun to watch.  Or would you rather the various “frauds” stick around and pass it around in pretty patterns with no end result?

Found Peter Gammons’ burner

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

Guy with Nazi tattoos apologizes to: wife, brother, employers, MMA fans, elite pro fighters, sponsors, etc., and points out his charity work for inmates, church-goers, physically challenged people, and youths.

I don’t understand people’s thinking when they say, “It’s hard to believe this happened in the _____ industry.” Like any space is safe for women to just live. This is the usual scenario: A man in charge of women. A man benefiting financially and exploiting women. A man taking advantage of women and holding them back…

Celebrating the LGBTQ community is only considered political because of bigoted dumbfucks like Jaelene Hinkle.