Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

An explanation I like is that its a dark vision, similar to what Luke had on Dagobah.

I remember seeing a report that the macguffin of this is “delightful but potentially controversial” and them chasing a clone Rey could fit that.

Most of it is just them shooting the shit and throwing out silly ideas after the trailer from a couple months back dropped, but they jokingly spend a bit of time talking about incorporating time travel into this film. They weren’t serious, but their points were:

I saw this on Twitter and got a kick out of how they cheaped out on the poster.

Both the Imperial Star Destroyers and weird Rey fuckery further lend credence to the hilarious RedLetterMedia theory that J.J. Abrams is injecting time travel into this.

Interesting - I was expecting Maul’s double saber, but what Rey’s wielding is actually a version of the Jedi Temple Guard lightsaber seen in Clone Wars and Rebels. Best pic I could find in a hurry:

So they put an actual sprinter in a fat suit, give him a head start, then once the other guy is tired he just turns on the jets. Not going to lie, that’s pretty good. 

This is literally what inspired me to take this position. TASM 2 was the most angry a film has ever made me with the possible exception of Suicide Squad. People acting like Sony isn’t in this position because of Disney literally saving them are rewriting history.

So I enjoyed the second one because I misinterpreted what the French guy was doing when he gave the lady across the way in the restaurant an orgasm. Iguess I was only halfway paying attention because I thought he made her poop herself. I contend it would have a better movie if he had.

Humans as batteries never made sense becasue the system to tap the body heat was clearly not efficiant enough to harvest more power than it expended.

Considering that Disney is doing all the heavy lifting, and Sony is just allowing them to make a movies and slapping their name on it, 50/50 isn’t that outrageous. Certainly less so than the pittance Disney currently gets.

I’d say based on the existing deal and Disney’s overextended first offer, I’d guess they were…

Seriously. That guy did a movie with Scorsese and he still can’t really get off the ground. Sony’s just going to keep running this character into the ground until no one goes to see his movies anymore. They’re going to X-Men him.

I could do this for a fraction of the budget.

John Wick post-credits scene, he reaches the leader of the High Table and we reveal the Architect...again. Turns out Wick is what happens if the machines don’t make a new Zion, so Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity become hitmen instead of hackers. They’re still destined to take…

The Amazing Spiderman movies seem to have ended Andrew Garfield’s entire fucking career. So, yeah, good luck with making your own Spiderman movies, Sony. Tobey Macguire ain’t walking through that door.

Well, Sony’s been making crap Spidey movies since 2007 (Spiderverse excluded), and Disney’s have been excellent. Like the Joker said, “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” Sony’s whole contribution to Homecoming and FFH was just owning the IP. I’m no fan of Disney owning everything, but money where…

Based on how negotiations work, Disney wasn’t going for 50%, that was just their starting position, showing that they wanted a much larger share. Which, you know, makes since, being that the deal is up for renegotiation and the movies have been insanely successful.

Sony is the one people are mad at because instead of…

Since Neo was “absorbed” into the Matrix, he can be all digital now. Trinity? Not sure how they’ll figure that one out unless Neo makes her like Weird Science — computer and a bra on his head. I’m in.

And Iiiiiiiiiiii-yiii—iiiiiii....will always....love youuuuu