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Here’s my favorite Peter Mayhew story, which basically shows what kind of a mensch he was.

You started off with a good article about possible Russian military usage of a beluga whale for spying/something nefarious and then ended that good article with a superfluous political dig that was a concocted reach to link to another article. THAT is what @buckrodgers25thcentury was commenting on. Replying to him

The last paragraph was gratuitous and unnecessary. Is the TDS so bad you can’t even let an article stand on its own?

When the oceans sends us their fish, they’re not sending their best! They’re sending rapists and murderers to our country. We can’t allow this to happen! We have to build a wall to keep dolphins out of our country!

Well, the fact that the crime rate in Bogota is literally double that of the state of Alabama probably plays more of a role in people being told to “be careful” than the fact that they’re poor.

For me or you, there is no functional difference between the two.  If I had either amount, my coworkers would never see my ass again.

Maybe some sort of Bull Durham life lesson kind of thing.

It’s almost like a Mad Libs.

If the camera catches you in the intersection on a red light, you are in the act of committing the offense.  When a traffic cop chalks your car, you are legally parked.

Twitter reactions are next to worthless to gauging the quality of any movie. Actually anything from twitter is next to worthless.

Earlier this month, after news of the investigation broke, Hatchell’s attorney Wade Smith told the Associated Press that Hatchell “didn’t have a racist bone in her body,” a statement that has yet to be checked with an orthopedist.

Talk about cost cutting, they left out the steering wheel!

Absolutely the right take on this. I work at a Chev dealership, and seeing the salesmen try and sell this lukewarm baby stroller to families is just so so sad.

Apparently at conception. 

Good. If they do allow them to do business here they should force them to take on Non Chinese American Citizens as their senior leadership and to produce everything sold in the United States like China does to American Companies

So is Jizyah Shorts.

How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

Jizyah Shorts might be a bridge too far for our General. 

You moved like they do. I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.

While I hate giving the MAGA maggots something good to chew on, at some point you have to call a dickhead a dickhead. They’ll never do that with, say, Roger Stone — and that’s what separates us from them.