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It’s an odd region in that the 2,4, and 6 seeds are phenomenal (frankly all three of them could be top seeds), the 11 seed is an obvious crowd favorite, and the 1 seed is...not even good at all.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

This region is a fucking bloodbath. There isn’t a bad name in the bunch and it has at least 5 of my 7 favorites. The selection committee should be ashamed.

Whoo boy the apologizers are out in force today! People, if your “money” can’t actually pay for anything that you use in the real world and could devalue in double digit percentages, it’s just another form of gambling, much like the rest of the stock market.

*standing in line at Target to buy a frozen pizza* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T ACCEPT BITCOIN THIS IS TYRANNY I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER

Good old Bitcoin. Backed by the full faith and credit of the internet.

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

Clearly Joker needs more exchanges of used condoms and dead fish.

Yeah that’s either going to end up a very offensive statement or a very bad Joker. The Joker isn’t mentally ill in the real world sense. Trying to ground him in real mental illness isn’t going to work.

He had to go home to print enough pamphlets about the end game.

I doubt he has the slightest idea who Facebook’s marketing team is selling ad space to.

“Giving Smollett a pass”

This is the OJ/LAPD thing all over again. Yes, OJ murdered his wife, Nicole Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman AND yes, the LAPD were up to shenanigans and were embarrassingly corrupt. The two were not mutually exclusive. Yes, Jussie Smollett faked his own beat-down (probably to raise his profile as an entertainer

If only she could change into an actor with more an emotional range beyond the simple A to B. It’s like watching Hayden Christensen grow breasts.

This is a smart take because similar things haven’t happened between aethiest belligerents.

This is about Nationalism more than Religion. But whatever... Don’t let something as pesky as reality get in the way of your beliefs.

I like to imagine Deadpool is who Van Wilder becomes after he flames out of his first job.

Probably just X-Men Origins Wolverine

This ain’t gonna work out the way some of y’all think it will.