You should also know that not all women get g-spot orgasms. A lady may appreciate you making the ole college try, but do not feel like a failure (and for god’s sake do not feel like you need to finger her for one thousand years) if she doesn’t get off.

I know this is completely off-topic, but your job sounds very interesting. How does one end up doing that for a career?

2) Vaccines aren't 100% effective, so you still have to worry. Also my friend's 3 year old kid had a heart transplant and is on immune suppresants so his body doesn't reject his heart. Think about that kid going through all that just to fight for live in his three little years just to die of a diease that by rights…

Those aren't decent facts or decent sources. It's sketchy as fuck, and selfish as fuck. 500 people a day die of mealses? Fuck em. Let em die! It's not your kid, why do you care? We can prevent 500 people a day from dying, and you couldn't care less? Not your problem? Eat shit.

Your comments are the perfect example of false equivalency. The pros and cons are not equal. They're not even close.

No. Two years ago an off-leash dog charged and attacked while I was walking my pup. Trying to separate the two dogs (I know, I know), I was bitten. I received a tetanus booster the next day which also contained the pertussis and diptheria vaccine. That night, I had a reaction to the vaccine. Sweats and high fever…

Yes, and you have a 0% chance of dying from a cold. It still makes you a jerk when you knowingly infect others with your cold nasties.

Un-vaxed hippy baby. You'll catch cooties.

Bingo. If a "friend" tells you they're anti-vax, first say, "WTF!?!?!?!", then tell them their child is no longer invited to the party. Also find out who their pediatrician is. If it's yours, either make sure your doctor stops treating unvaccinated patients or find one who does. Enough with the coddling of idiots.

"Please be specific"

Did not read article but headline graphic looks like grabbing boobs so I'll assume that's what I'm supposed to do.

Yeah, he signs each ball...ONLY if you're willing to drop $150 on a Brazilian wax from an official NFL-sanctioned provider, which is total bullshit. I asked him to sign mine and he made a disgusted face and was like, "Ugh, my sharpie can't cut through that tangled mess. I'll only sign the shaft and that's it."

Yeah I'm going to trust a site named after a condiment

His butthole is being eaten on a Chevy Malibu tho

Cause she didn't say that, stupid. Read much?

I don't even get the kid's logic. To me, screaming = rape. I doubt she was screaming like a porn star, "oh, yeah, give it to me." No, probably screaming in pain. How could one hear that and conclude, nope, definitely not rape?

As he listened to Brian talk, he says, "I knew right off the bat it wasn't cool. Like, that's not cool to do. I don't care if you are my buddy, honestly, that's some heinous stuff to do somebody." He says he pulled out his phone and started to record the audio. "What bothered me the most is he thought it was…

so much this..I have 2 sons, and I am making it my mission to raise them to be compassionate men who would not stand for this shit happening. My oldest is 9, and we have already had numerous talks about respecting people and sticking up for what's right.

It's also really creepy that a video chat wasn't good enough for him. Like... is he really trying to roofie the Jezebel staff?

Time to form a chain-wielding feminist biker gang. I vote calling it Hell's Harpies, who's with me? We can drink whiskey and slowly drive by rapists' homes, knitting menacingly.