I’ve been in the grays forever and don’t know how to get out.

I used to be ungreyed here and on Jezebel. Then there was some update and I’ve been greyed ever since. Pretty frustrating.

I feel like if I remember correctly, the Avocado was founded by the more annoying commenters around here. In any case, I’ve never really been grabbed by what I saw over there. I’m not necessarily grabbed by a lot here either, I’m just so used to coming here I can’t stop.

It’s pretty well established that she’s crazy/a shitty person.

This site just gets more and more depressing, lazy, and awkward. These days I think the only thing that brings me back to the AV Club is muscle memory.

Not in this decade.

““I’m too old, too tired, and too talented for any of that shit.””

“Whether or not Brunson was offended is beside the point.” This is just not true. You seem to value her opinion enough to report on it.

“Still, the criticism is valid.”

After seeing the natural, funny, unforced banter between Selena Gomez, Steve Martin and Martin Short, I couldn’t help but think, “Wait, why aren’t they hosting?”

“Oh no, she doesn’t care! Let’s make everyone else care!” - the internet, especially this fucking shithole

“Without a slap or a La La Land, the Emmys gave the netizens of Twitter very little to talk about.”

Better Call Saul was amazing television and while not a bad episode, season 4 did drag in a few places. But to say that Succession is running out of steam after that ending seems wrong to me.

You’re right, people are scrambling to find something to be outraged over.

He’s also an argument against the fact that weed isn’t addictive. Holy shit, he can’t live without it during anything! He promotes one of his podcasts as “wake and bake — get high with Kev”, but he’s high during ALL his various podcasts. 

Sadly, Kevin Smith has become an argument against smoking pot.

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was the worst film I had the misfortune to see in my entire 42 years of existence. I know it might sound like a huge fucking exaggeration in the world where The Room or Birdemic exist, but it is true for me. I have never seen a movie that was this lazy, soulless and had such an enormous…

In a row?

Has any filmmaker lost touch with what brought them success/notoriety worse than Kevin Smith? He basically flushed a pretty lucrative career down the toilet. It’s been steadily downhill since Dogma and he still keeps rehashing the same tired shit.

The best joke would’ve been AV Club just copy and pasting the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot review given how similar in nostalgia-reliance and general quality they sound.