‘Bounty hunter’? You mean ‘freelance peacekeeping agent’.

Sure, to hear the Mormons tell of it.

Yeah, I’ve played many great Kickstarter games, including a few revivals. I’m specifically talking about Toe Jam & Earl just because of the trajectory of the series. I was disappointed by its first sequel in 1993 and continuing to call for another sequel after the Dreamcast failed was equal parts joke and a…

Baskerville is a fantastic name for a Mabari Hound. I always end up calling mine Barkspawn. I remember seeing that as his in-game tag when playing through Darkspawn Chronicles, and have kept that as my head-canon name ever since.

The Peninsula of Power is a speedrunning staple, but, at least when I was a kid, I did most of my leveling in more level-appropriate spots. I was aware that those four map tiles existed, but I thought of them as certain death, not a tool to be abused. You’re probably having a pretty decent approximation of the original…

Honestly, not sure. I finished The Witcher 3 and all the DLCs a little over a week ago, and now can’t seem to make up my mind as to what to do next. I went through the Dragon Age series not too long ago, and I’m holding off on another Mass Effect run until the remastered edition drops. At this point I’m leaning…

Oh shit, I didn’t realize that Gnosia was out! I may pick it up and play this weekend.

See, everyone, this is the kind of take nobody should give a shit about. It should have been left in the grey.

I think the movies also do a good job of portraying them as assholes.

Their actions include and are not limited to: smuggling opium into China that caused two whole wars and committing a boatload of atrocities in India and forcibly annexing it into the British Empire.

Yeah. Sparrow’s a catalyst, not a reagent.

I think Rango is actually Depp and Verbinski’s best collaboration with the first Pirates a close second.

If everybody does their part nobody will ever be able to answer that question because nobody will ever watch the video.

I hear there is an opening coming up for the next motorcycle review.

What part of your simpleton mind allowed you to skip right past the line that said “I can’t yet tell you what the bike was like to ride yet, but I will have a full review coming once the embargo lifts”?

Don’t shake your head too hard, sounds like it might slosh around a bit.

Try reading words while you count them :

I’ve never even ridden a motorcycle and I thought this article was really interesting, and I thought that Bradley fessing up to it with so much detail was a good reminder of how you can easily get yourself in trouble no matter how much skill and experience you have with something. You’re such a dick.

Question : “What part of you YOU thought ‘Jalop readers need my personal, biased summary of my fuck up + zero insight about the bike?”

As a rider, I’d have to say that yes, this is good content. Most of us who aren’t perfect can either relate to it and/or learn from it.

You just wrote 43 words explaining how you are an asshole. What fucking smooth-brain filter said ‘yeah this is good content’?