Or the plastic surgery process?

The term “masonry witch” (which is apparently commonly used) makes me think of gargoyles.

I guess if I’d been married for 40 years but miserable for the more recent years, maybe I'd be thinking that I don't want to continue the misery for the final years of my life? If you are in a good marriage, you are giving up a partner and friend for your remaining years. But if things aren't good, I don't know that…

I just posted the same. It was really encouraged at the hospital when I had a kid.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

OH MY GOD. This is wonderful. A crying coyote. A cucumber obviously poisoned by someone’s vagina or anus. The all-important interrobang at the end.

LMFAO AT THE CANADIANS OMG

Only in Monadmoney Vally.

“The truth is, I really do. I blame her for everything. For holding things I did when I was seven against me 25 years later, and for being skeptical of my successes under the guise of concern. This has propelled me to do better, be better. It’s just not what I deserved.”

I’m not a space nerd - not even close - and even I can tell the difference. So you’re right. Maybe it’s an age thing; anyone who is of a certain age and wasn’t living under a rock remembers what a huge deal the shuttle program was. They pre-empted all TV shows to broadcast the launches!

I’m a space nerd, but I’d hope that you don’t have to be one to tell two of the most iconic vehicles of the 20th century apart.

Sex toys?!?! You mean she doesn’t use 100% organic, gluten free vegan cock?

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.

Oh, I’m exactly the same when it comes to Taylor Swift! (Except for the nice voice, though - that she does not have.)

You, Me and George could be each other’s protection from the BeyHive. Taking nothing away from her beauty and talent; her music is just not my thing.

I’m a woman in her 30s and I’d rather read a book I’ve read 20 times before than watch a live Beyonce concert. I think she has a nice voice and all, but her music just isn’t my style. George and I should form a club.

OK. I’m all for having the choice, and if she *wanted* to go back sooner rather than later, then awesome.

baby came so quickly my water broke as I was pushing. I was already at the hospital for monitoring and hadn’t had any labor pains or anything like that. The doctors were like, we want to keep you over night but you’ll be home in the morning so just rest up because you still have a few weeks to go. Cool. I got up the…

This is basically me reading this post. I haven’t had kids yet, but I’d like to be a mom and give birth to a child someday... but reading this made me very dizzy and crampy for some reason. Holy hell. I tip my hat so hard for those of you who have given birth. Much respect.