Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

Chris Matthews is his stage name.

Melania Trump is an accomplished businesswoman and entrepreneur in her own right, achieving tremendous success in a variety of industries, including an illustrious modeling career, as well as being a dedicated wife and mother.

I have a very specific memory of a girl that I used to go to school with saying “aww I love old people” and talking about how cute they were several times growing up. Even back then I was like...uh, no. They’re just people. And if they’re men it just means they've had a few more decades of being gross.

Is the fact that he insists on getting his hair cut like Ralph Wiggum’s on that hit list anywhere?

Ol’ Tweety is fucking gross. Yeah, women are like nails on a chalkboard, but his dulcet tones are always wonderful to hear.

True story: my earliest awareness of Chris Matthews was via Darrell Hammond’s SNL impression of him.

This election has brought out the weirdest, creepiest, most boorish parts of the American psyche out of the dank cellars in which they were hiding.

Yeah that always cracked me up that he was still able to coach a major college football program but was “too old and confused” as to what to do about reports that his top assistant was sticking his dick in young boys asses.

And it’s not just those kids who were molested in those 36 years. It’s also the kids those kids were more likely to molest after they grew up. While we do know that those molested as kids are more likely to molest as adults, we’ll never know exactly how many and it spreads exponentially across generations.

“makes zero sense.”

Just because you say those things are unbelievable doesn’t mean they are.

It’s unfathomable to think how much damage was caused by the 36 additional years that man was able to continue to abuse children. Just leaves you speechless.

Burn in hell, Joe.

Even with the picture, I read the entire first paragraph thinking this was about Rita Ora.

“I am dong Spartacus!” “No, I am dong Spartacus!”

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Cool story and he seemed legit and fun. Good on him and good on the Blues for connecting with him in the heat of the moment rather than waiting like until next year. Also I love that he got a players jersey and not a custom one.

...said no one ever who’s actually had or known closely someone with a drinking problem (or an addiction of any kind, for that matter)