You have one of the best usernames I’ve seen in a while!

Tbh, I used to be that girl, then I grew up. I feel like it’s one of those things where it’s kind of ok to do when you’re 22, but if you never grow out of it there’s a problem.

Would that it twuhhrrrrr suh simple

Puzzlingly, most salted caramel recipes call for unsalted butter, then have you make up the difference with flaky salt. Why?

This one weird trick will make your cooking have the perfect amount of salt: Use unsalted butter. Add salt as desired.

Oh honey, no. Do NOT yank out the “I was mocked online which happens to everyone when they write personally, especially women” line when you’re getting rightfully and righteously dragged for absolutely egregious and un-disclosed paid promotion in your soul-baring and adjectivally excessive masturbatory exercise for…

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

My mother’s whole family is Italian and I find the Eataly sign offensive. But mostly, really dumb.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

Just saying, Caroline Wozniacki got dumped by Rory McIlroy after their wedding invitations had already gone out, so she can do whatever she damn well pleases as far as engagement ring photos go; if it makes her happy then what’s it to you? More importantly, this article is unnecessarily crappy for making some big…

1. Wizard of Oz was 1939, so 30 years earlier (not twenty).

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I had a rough day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!

Like out the chimney?

My word, reading your article after reading the “Ask Jane” shitshow this morning is like night and day. Your advice is (as always) spot on, caring, and relevant. I enjoy every one of your articles immensely.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.