Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego was one of my first computer games ever (Windows 3.1, woo!) and I loved every second of it. I remember how you had to get to the highest rank before Carmen herself could potentially become the culprit, and man oh man was that an epic moment when you realized she was the thief for…

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I don’t think celebrities are necessarily obligated to voice political concerns, but when TS uses feminism as marketing, I think she somewhat opens herself up to this kind of criticism.

People, like Garland, run around shrieking about the “War on Christianity” and “being victimized” when it’s really that society is tired of cowardly assholes who hide behind Christianity. I don’t have any problems with that religion. My problem is with garbage people who use it to justify/validate the shitty things…

Good for Chrissy. The more you talk about it, the less the stigma is.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bright idea to use their phone to turn the water in my shower ice cold. That will be the day that I commit murder.

If someone thinks the metal bikini defines Leia, then they do not understand her character at all.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

I’ve been getting some mileage out of this:

I completely disagree. FIGHT ME.

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

This is what happens when you feed delusion.