This film keeps looking better and better.

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

His new commercial cracks me up.

Me too! They gave her the Melania edit

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

The Surite have already put their best man on the job!

Whateves dude. Imma watch this shit. But as long as Johnny Lee Miller is awkward and clever on another channel? I’m cool. Also? Lucy Liu has a cool wardrobe and is cute with freckles.

Unpopular opinion:

Bullshit.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

Dr. Strange is a Marvel good guy. Hiddleston is the baddie.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art…

Bunbury? Really?

and I would shout after you in vain... “Le singe est sur la branche...” with the only French I can convincingly pronounce.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?