Sporting an ERA over 5 with 1.42 WHIP, 32 HRs in 153 IP, 13 hit batters, and 11 wild pitches in 28 starts is even more disrespectful to the folks cutting his game checks.

Hmm wonder if she’ll use the affluenza defense.

See my friends and I were discussing what Suda 51 meant by punk, because when you think of punk you dont really think of Nintendo and its soft family friendly image.

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

He almost made up for it later when, at the wall, he almost caught the ball. Unfortunately it was the gloves fault. He then proceeded to yell at it and smack it around.

But then what will we do with all the old, talentless, greedy dipshits who run for office?

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

If it’s any consolation, the viewership for his show nationally couldn’t fill up a division II football stadium— subtract the hate-viewers and we’re talking maybe a high school baseball stadium.

lol at the hacked defense

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

It’s a get in and get out game.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

JULY 6—Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men—including the producers of the hit show “24"—when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search, records show.

i could only hope that drug addled gasbag drowns in Irma

COTD.

Javanka, it’s not breakfast, it’s not lunch, but it comes with a piece of melon and you have to wear cheap imported shoes.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.