Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

Crash Mode is great. Damn I loved Burnout 3. Burnout 4 was kinda crap (so brown, ugh!) and it went downhill fast but Burnout 3 is pretty much the perfect arcade racer.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was troubled by the Rockets’ display, saying that “Publicly mocking a man for cinder blocking his free heaves at the ball hole isn’t our way. I hope the Rockers learn from this.”

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

No more attempted mahdah! They didn’t hit the tahget!

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

LETS HEAH MORE FROM PETE IN WAREHAM

Hitting someone in the ribs with a pitch...alright. Whatever.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Ballsy move, being the only guy in the stadium.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

I have never seen a more incompetent feat of umpiring than I did last night with CB Bucknor behind the plate. NEITHER team was happy with his strikezone that night, which really tells you how bad it was. The phantom “foul tip” was just the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Worth checking out how the Nats broadcasters…

This wasn’t even the first time THIS WEEK that CB Bucknor has been involved with some nonsense.

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

I’m not going to fuck with anyone that has a tattoo of SNL-era Steve Martin wearing boxing gloves.