FedEx’s parking lot truly is purgatory. I’ve been to *one* game at FedEx—and came in by Metro!—and it was so bad I said I’d probably never go back. I cannot even imagine getting out of there in a car. Do people make sure they have a full tank before coming to park there? How many run out of gas idling waiting to…

This is so unfair! If you’re implying that Dan Snyder killed Scot McLoughan’s grandmother, I think we can all agree that’s reckless because the chances of that being true are probably no better than 20 - 25%.

They want him gone. He won’t be around next season. The only question is how much Snyder will owe him when he goes.

“But...the guy is usually spot-on with his takes about what is happening, both on and off the field.”

Also, if by some miracle they are pushing McCloughan out because he is actually drinking again, then I’m still blaming Bruce Allen and Snyder because they’re the idiots that hired an alcoholic to run the team.

As a Washingtonian native, I’ve greatly enjoyed Chris Cooley’s decline from “former fan favorite” to “DC Sports Alex Jones”

Allen and Snyder are reportedly having a pow-wow to figure out to do about the situation............

“Fuck it. FUCK IT! FUCK. IT. We’re going full reality show! I’m sick of this middle fucking ground! Screw the football shit and let’s get to what I really want to do!”—Dan Snyder

The Wall just got taller folks,,,

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

I hear that. But Georgetown’s legacy still looms large in the DMV. (Also, Otto Porter)

There will never be enough jokes about Rick Pitino’s premature ejaculation, +1.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

I have a feeling that my performance would improve by having sex with Kate Upton.

Less visits to the mound.

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

Came for the 15 second jokes. Left satisfied, much unlike Rick’s partners.

Sometimes it’s best to just let heated conversations go. Look, no one is ever going to agree on the correct pronunciation of Louisville.

1.5 million isn’t that many people. I mean a Dallas Stars game drew 1.5 million.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…