Oh Jesus, fuck you and your dead dad. Hey! My dad’s dead too. Except he was a racist fuck who used to beat the shit out of me. So fuck him too! Guess where I got my football team from? You get no sympathy. Fuck you, enjoy your goddamned Super Bowl win.

No, you’re not.

White team from racist city beats team from Black Mecca. Nope, no symbolism there.

Just another win for white supremacy.

You know, the Army/Navy game would be so much better if it was between a bunch of active service members. The football itself wouldn’t be, but at least it would be meaningful for the 95% of service members who didn’t go to West Point or Annapolis.

It would be easier to take you seriously if you knew where Tom “Soft Balls” Brady went to college.

Tulsi also resigned as the DNC Vice chair because of their corrupt pro-Clinton agenda. Don’t blame Johnson or Stein. Blame the fucking Clintonistas who forced that shitshow of a candidate down our throats.

Cuba, because a 90 mile moat is better than some gold plated wall.

If Trump wins, it’s this fucking attitude that caused it.

Still not voting for someone who voted to send us to Iraq.

Obligatory.

Ray-ray’s boner prevented him from scoring, giving the Trojans a big break.

They should have known that no one from Georgia would willingly attend a cookout in Michigan.

That, and “The Deflator” was just trying to lose weight. And 9/11 was an inside job.

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Remeron

That sounds a lot like my old PTSD pill cocktail.

He’s no longer an employee of the football program, so no.

As soon as I clicked on the headline I knew something like this would be the top comment. Thanks for not disappointing. Also, fuck you.