I don’t know. I always got the idea that before anything else America seemed to push rabid individualism as it’s core ideal. And that fits that girls response to a T (the contempt for doing something that inconveniences her for a greater good). I mean the other “American Ideals” often seem framed off of that one. At…

No fucking way you’d have the same attitude about this if it was on one of the Trump kids’ or some other cretins ranch. 

You were so close. I saw “Arby’s” and thought you had it.

Nah - it’s perfectly normal to compare it to the flu. It’s an obvious frame of reference to an illness with symptoms similar to, if not the same as, the flu. It’s somewhat worse than the flu - exactly how much worse is yet to be determined. There, I compared it, perfectly fine. The problem is that you can’t equate it…

Shit like this happens all the time has very little to do with them being black

there’s a decent chance you have fond memories of the majestic Personal Pan Pizza, the prize awaiting any youngster who achieves their monthly reading goal in the Book It! program.

hold the mushrooms and add some hot sauce and it sounds good. 

Good thing that due to a lack of reasoning, black people can’t be racist!

If a website existed that was the polar opposite of theroot (i.e. a white website that stated black people are insufferable) you would be out protesting that it be shut down.  

Thundarr >>> Blackstarr!

Oh damn, that is a deep cut! I actually used to have some of the toys from this. I am pretty sure I remember one where the action figure had a feature where on the back there was essentially a larger version of the wheel on a cigarette lighter that would make sparks show up inside the semi-transparent chest area. It…

If we’re doing relatively obscure, merchandise-driven 80s toy lines, my vote is for Sectaurs! Post-apocalypese, giant bugs that people have ariel jousts on! Over designed character costumes! Expensive toys!

You might want to get a refund on your cracker jack law degree because the RCMP already said it isn’t.

The RCMP looked into the complaints before this blog post even went up and came to the same conclusion any sane person does.

Holy shit can you imagine being so fucking deranged you think a hand drawn picture of a company logo standing over the back of someone is child porn?

I can argue that God probably exist and created humankind, but not necessarily care about it.

I taxed your tiny pea-brain did I?

What a sad take - wow.

I’m more worried about our supply of hookers than our coke supply. American healthcare is abysmal.

They only protect others from catching the sickness from you, not the other way around.. So since you seem like a caring individual... save your money and just stay home if you feel sick