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Lammen Gorthaur
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Enough of what you and your frat boyfriends like to do to each other in between Fast and Furious movies. Why don’t you impress us with all of the donuts you can do in that 240? Life must feel good to you to be that stupid and a douche nozzle.

Steady there Frat Brah, you sound like your gold chains are cutting off your oxygen supply. There’s more on the interwebs than Pornhub you know

You’re really fixated on the sex thing there aren’t ya Skippy? Get out of your mom’s basement and stop stroking it to anime.

.Can you find Oakleys to fit that pinhead?

Go and Tokyo drift Paul Walker-style into a brick wall with your size smedium Vin Diesel edition Affliction shirt and Ed Hardy signature bedazzled jeans, Brodie. 

Go be an obnoxious brah douchebag at Buffalo Wild Wings, junior.

Look out Orange Man bad! My riceburner can’t handle it!

Thank God women can get abortions! If they can get pregnant whenever they want, paid maternity leave is practically stealing. Get an abortion and get back to work, damn it!

Your life ain’t worth shit dickbra

1992 called and asked why yo mama so fat?

Stupid Jim is now in a shitty movie based on a video game...so much for artistic integrity.