It was their best system, with apologies to DS Lite

guzma still hittin me up with the 3AM texts tho

I like cashew cheese with a sliver off of a grilled teriyaki chicken leg and some scallion on little toasts when I’m feeling sassy and using the word “hoopty” in conversation after drinking too much clear liquors

I like cashew cheese with smoked salmon and a little dill on a rye chip when I’m feeling sad about how I…

I avoid flying whenever possible. I’d rather drive 800 miles in a blizzard than deal with the TSA and passengers on-line at O’Hare.

“Sacramento? Oh to be a free man in the big city, what a thing to aspire to! I’m saving my finest crystal meth for the trip” - Stockton resident

“Said his husband, David Rosenberg, whom he met in 1956 and married eight years ago...”

my dude, you are not ready for what i have planned

There is no such thing as bad weather. Only bad clothing.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

Damn it Petchesky. I’m tired of your junk.

I suspect you are my ex-wife.

im so angry i got the jamocha shakes

If you take Conan away and get the right host it wouldn’t be too far removed from GameCenter CX, which would be a good thing.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Your list, while acceptable, forgets that Aegislash is a haunted sword that drains the soul of anyone touching the hilt, which is seriously the most rad possible backstory for any one of these inanimate objects.

Yeah the Ice soles would definitely make these a little more appealing but honestly these are ugly as sin.

Alright, this deserves a bit of clarity. The Centenario doesn’t show up, the Bellissima does. While the 2017 caught me off-guard, I’m pretty sure the Bellissima is the Centenario because the car hadn’t been revealed while the game was in development. This kind of thing is far from uncommon. I wouldn’t have arrived to…