I don’t think he’s particularly interested in facts when it comes to Madden. But they will review the new mode for money!

Could’ve been worse. They could have died in cars.

Yeah for sure Bitcoin is a real and viable currency and this kid is both a real millionaire and steadily preparing for retirement.

They’re not winning because they play the game better than anyone has ever played it

Also important to note that the quality has significantly declined over the past decade and a half.

Actually, I’m pretty against the kind of sensational journalism that would found a story about perserverance around “I Tried Six Times And Didn’t Win So I Stepped Away For 14 Mins And Somehow This Was A Shattering Experience”. Six times is nothing. Six times is bullshit.

That’s not so extreme. Cops would happily murder you in the US for shit like this.

Yeesh.

And they’re very carefully produced through a model some of the best people in the business have put together.”

I pray that she dies of the flu.

If I get a Tsunami warning in my area, the East Coast is already gone. Think I’d have heard about that now.

Why did it take you this long?

Do...uh...like...have you checked on the price of the GTR in the past decade?

Lesson: Browser extensions are for chumps.

Nah man I like a hot keyboard for typing. Makes you have to really focus on what you’re doing.

Word. Silvers are the best for typing, to me. But I actually prefer brown for gaming.

Print this out and ram it in your ears. Stay in your lane, and never listen to what white people say about black heroes.

if the Italians can’t boil their pasta, the Italians may desert

Lies! Deceit! Go to your local and get the takeout lunch buffet for the same price! Just call it junky if that’s what gets you off. Don’t eat at these damn places. EVERYWHERE has good and often great Chinese food.

Worst possible sci-fi future. Even worse than Transformers.