I don’t get the hate; if it works, it works.

That wasn’t the US national anthem. Wrong time signature. That was some other randomass song.

#notallchips

*looks left*
*looks right*

Anne could you real quick hop on over to Jalopnik and stare Michael Ballaban to death for whitesplaining Dr. King during black history month?

Yeah, wonderbread. You’re exactly the person who should say what FCA got wrong about Dr. King during Black History Month. Get the fuck outta here and stay in your fucking lane.

Honestly, I need need need NEED to know what the fuck happened with Malcolm Butler.

What the fuck kind of idiot has a side to pick in the difference between methods of forced induction?

That guac is store-bought and therefore trash.

Zaphod Beeblebrox incarnate.

Because the Q-dawg has always been the real top choice in fetus-sized burritos.

Maaaaaaaan Greg Howard blocked me for doing a big 360 dunk over Jordan Sargant and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. Also Deion Sanders blocked me for calling him out after he took all that Koch brothers money.

I love loooove that the end of that url is pulling_out.html

Tell that TED talk kid to eat a Sizzler of dicks.

What kind of sucker uses roads?

But this isn’t a debate. Kissing your children on the lips is wrong and gross. Gender doesn’t enter into it. Which parent and which child doesn’t enter into it. 

But have you heard the theme song?

Their mileage really isn’t as good as everyone says it is.

Sure but, like, Pad Thai is really dope and you can’t just make that.