They’re not winning because they play the game better than anyone has ever played it

Also important to note that the quality has significantly declined over the past decade and a half.

Actually, I’m pretty against the kind of sensational journalism that would found a story about perserverance around “I Tried Six Times And Didn’t Win So I Stepped Away For 14 Mins And Somehow This Was A Shattering Experience”. Six times is nothing. Six times is bullshit.

Yeesh.

I pray that she dies of the flu.

Why did it take you this long?

Do...uh...like...have you checked on the price of the GTR in the past decade?

Nah man I like a hot keyboard for typing. Makes you have to really focus on what you’re doing.

Word. Silvers are the best for typing, to me. But I actually prefer brown for gaming.

Print this out and ram it in your ears. Stay in your lane, and never listen to what white people say about black heroes.

if the Italians can’t boil their pasta, the Italians may desert

Lies! Deceit! Go to your local and get the takeout lunch buffet for the same price! Just call it junky if that’s what gets you off. Don’t eat at these damn places. EVERYWHERE has good and often great Chinese food.

That wasn’t the US national anthem. Wrong time signature. That was some other randomass song.

#notallchips

*looks left*
*looks right*

Anne could you real quick hop on over to Jalopnik and stare Michael Ballaban to death for whitesplaining Dr. King during black history month?

Yeah, wonderbread. You’re exactly the person who should say what FCA got wrong about Dr. King during Black History Month. Get the fuck outta here and stay in your fucking lane.

Honestly, I need need need NEED to know what the fuck happened with Malcolm Butler.

What the fuck kind of idiot has a side to pick in the difference between methods of forced induction?