That guac is store-bought and therefore trash.

Zaphod Beeblebrox incarnate.

Because the Q-dawg has always been the real top choice in fetus-sized burritos.

Maaaaaaaan Greg Howard blocked me for doing a big 360 dunk over Jordan Sargant and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. Also Deion Sanders blocked me for calling him out after he took all that Koch brothers money.

I love loooove that the end of that url is pulling_out.html

What kind of sucker uses roads?

But this isn’t a debate. Kissing your children on the lips is wrong and gross. Gender doesn’t enter into it. Which parent and which child doesn’t enter into it. 

Their mileage really isn’t as good as everyone says it is.

Sure but, like, Pad Thai is really dope and you can’t just make that.

I really, really like the new map. I get kills on the new map, which is a new experience for me.

I am personally victimized and highly triggered by this video and I will Hulk Hogan the shit out of you Samer I swear to baby Jesus who never kissed his dad OR stepdad on the lips

I love New York but it’s gotten stupid.

Listen though, listen. The reason that tuna casserole is not good is because hot canned tuna is bad and scary and bad.

I got hype about the white thinking it was some kind of special edition

And yet I get re-grayed for holding Heather accountable for her beyond-ridiculous “respectful war game” take.

My wife has really fallen in love with our Wii U since I bought the Switch. Which is really weird.

If you aren’t a thief, then why don’t you just use the small plastic carryout container specifically meant for filling with sauce located right next to the sauces?

The tourists will move with the factory.

I said let’s hope.

Let’s hope his personal feminism is stronger than Ron Swanson’s fragile bullshit.