Death penalty.

So, it feels old then. Great.

1) Don’t be an absentee parent. Technology is not your fucking babysitter.

That’s it. There are no other steps.

He is the MOST bald man, and it’s so funny.

Gita, why do you have a burner

You aren’t mad, you’re jell. You’re a lil jelly roll. Jelly toast over here.

You need to be from the midwest and think you’re a liberal, when really you’re a lowkey racist and a fucking asshole. One of my ex-girlfriends creepy family got orgiastic pleasure from it, and their entire worldview can be summed up in the pearl-clutching they did over how the family next door who adopted two Indian…

If you believe somebody mining bitcoin at home has sufficient cooling to not decrease the life expectancy of the GPU they used for mining then you are a trick-ass mark-ass trick-ass mark.

Do not buy a mining card.

I can’t wait for these lootbawxes

You have the option to just walk past, instead of taking time out of your schedule and theirs to be a pustulating anal fissure.

I’ve always said that getting back on Twitter was one of the most aggressively self-harming things I’ve ever done. And I’m medicated for that shit!

Why are you so triggered?

Cool I was just looking for an article like this seven years ago

The 737 MAX is a great little plane. Impressively smooth flyer, especially when compared to the early 737s, which always seemed like rattle cans to me.

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the difference in damage between the two vehicles. And remember, the FD bills YOU for the damage to their vehicles.

Go away.

I still don’t know the difference between whiney bowl cut and angry bowl cut. Or, uh, maybe I should call them walkie-talkie bowl cut and arts ‘n crafts bowl cut.

Or they could roll with and add to the female characters they have now, whatever.

Sheesh don’t be so triggered, kid. Brittle spirit.