It will not be Washington DC. Or Chicago.

Legalize medically-assisted death.

Holy shit fucking read The Root ONE TIME. You’ll die of shock.

shut up and talk about Mother 3

k let me know when he gets popped for PEDs or takes a hard L and is never the same again

Give Michigan State the death penalty.

Whether they are capable of preventing it or not is irrelevant.

Fuck yes

“Good luck with that, kid. I can’t even get Mother to open up to me.”
-Mike Pence

plus fuck dentists

“I once was an orator like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.”

Which tri-state area

NHRA is extremely stupid.

Hi, have you heard of this game called Forza 7

Take a lap.

That’s not how it works, nor even remotely plausible.

Right. Football doesn’t interface with race at all, and in fact, the NFL doesn’t specifically have a rule that forces teams to interview minority candidates wait you’re an idiot.

This is fucking great kinja!

What you gotta remember is that Damore POUNDS off to his little manifesto every singe day. You can’t have that in the workplace.

They feature the old specifically to kill them publicly, which I’m all for.