This will be very useful for porn.

They extremely do. Deadspin is basically nothing but Tide Pod jokes now, because as always, these adults have shown their hand by blaming THE TEENZ (tm) for some totally wack shit they all want to do for some reason.

The horrific thing is that all I see is 30 and 40 year olds vigorously masturbating themselves about how much these look like candy. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH HRRRRRRRGH THEY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE FOOOOOD EEEEEH WHAT DO I DOOOOO (fuck you and die, probably)!!! For their part, teens don’t give a FUCK about candy or Tide pods…

Uh, yeah I’m a white guy and I just need to point out that it’s 2018 and we’re living in a post-crocodile world Thank You crocodiles are FAKE NEWS and everybody knows the US has the least crocodiles of any place.

Nobody at all is in the streets with acid just waiting to attack.

Oh because it’s a fake currency with no actual value or indeed purpose.

It’s Kwik Trip.

I prefer the term “Anti-social”

“Woah, damn.” - Tauheed Epps

That’s at least 53% pedantic as fuck.

What the ass are you meant to do with a 10,000 mile lease? Park it and then constantly worry when you want to go drive? Fuck off.

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Jerry. Kid’s name is Jerry.

is this horror games too or no

No no, not “miscommunication”, lack of communication. Don’t try that.

I’ve been taken advantage of when fucked up, I’ve had people push me into sex when I just wasn’t into it. I won’t ever name those people, even the ones who at the time had power or agency over me, because A) I’m grown up enough to know that I consented each and every time, and B) I’m not idiotic enough to try the “YOU…

As the kids say, “No and fuck you”

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If you’re looking for allies exclusively in the realm of saints, you aren’t going to have any allies.