Forget butts, I’m in this for dick control.

oh good this thread again

On the other hand, KFC is literally 1/3 of his diet, so he probably cares a little...or more likely he doesn’t see a connection between animals and food.

BREAKING NEWS: Peter Thiel buys GM.

Nice work, Lifehacker

Some nice lowkey Gawker fapping here

COME AND KILL US ALL WITH THE ALLOYS THANKS

cool cool seems like a great game from some totally reliable developers who really don’t think of their customers as meat sacks with wallets cool cool

Because you can.

This is what the kids call a “Selfie McCloughan”

lmao imagine getting mad about this right now

oh god stop

Bloom 200%

Ford and Chevy are two Ouroboros each thinking they’re about to catch the other.

Who let this piece escape from 8th grade ? Send it back.

Dermatologists HATE them

It’s simple: WOMEN ARE PEOPLE. TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE.

Better have that panic attack bro