lol watching Jez grapple with this is great

If you hear knocking, definitely use premium. If you tow a lot, or do a lot of “spirited driving,” then maybe you should consider premium;

On that topic, Griffin Ford in Waukesha, WI has a Focus RS that has been sitting on their lot for MONTHS. I’m sure they’d even deal on it at this point.

A0:

Not even as a joke

This is the reason I STILL don’t own the game. I really never thought I’d be years and years behind on GTA, but that game is only worth $19.99 to me, and god dammit I won’t pay more than that.

we’re talking at least sliding around second base territory like “hand to genital contact”

You...want to bathe them?

Who?

What’s Pandora? Is it like Spotify?

I’m laughing my ass off. Jalopnik thought it was real!

This simulation is garbage. Half of these vehicles clip through at least one other vehicle on their way through even the simplest intersection. The only interesting thing here is how every fucking car goes right to right and left to left. Never seen anything like it.

The Gig Economy: Just the excuse you needed to not learn new job skills.

Mousepression tho

It’s literally one more letter to type Tesla, which is effort you’re instead dedicating to HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY. Go to PRISON.

emus will fuck your shit up

Thank Christ. Grid girls are creepy and pointless and the practice is fucking gross, predatory, and disturbing. I AM HERE TO SEE CARS AND ALL THESE FAT FUCKERS KEEP ACTIVELY EJACULATING IN THEIR PANTS AT SOME 22 YEAR OLD WHO JUST WANTS A FUCKING JOB

I’m trying to think of something that could make anybody look MORE guilty, and this is all I got

Sure Francis Galton, whatever

No. That’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too soft. This guy needs to catch a glioblastoma.