Anything to be in the news again, huh Morgan?

Fucking stupid idea. How about doing something that has even a snowball’s chance in FUCK to help people or animals for REAL? Fuck these people.

Agreed. In all honesty, I’m not strictly against a meat tax, even one based on the environmental impact of the meat in question, but there are so many smarter, easier, and more effective measures that should be taken first.

Since they didn’t also include caramel corn, this whole thing is a fucking waste of time.

Co-signed.

I can’t wait to read all the “BUT NOT ME THOUGH” comments. Usually they’re all over on The Root.

The “it was cute” defense is fucking WILD. Think it would have worked for CK?

Jesus FUCK that Mario bear is when the abyss stares back BURN IT

Okay but, like, shouldn’t snorting ANYTHING be the line?

ugh

lmao

Eat some fucking fiber

This is the internet. Suicide threats are popular everywhere.

Isle be reading more about this for sure

Most Jezebel comment ever!

Well, at least your terrible ideas have found the perfect blog.

This is just...hedonism.

Thing is, everybody can see that she ain’t got no alibi.

I WAS going to argue. But then why is i09 still around?