I think if we’re honest, we can all admit that Peter Thiel is the troll expert around here.

5/10, would watch on pornhub

Nah

This is my favorite Barnes memory, just because I was at this game, laughing my ass off

HOLEIGH SHIT what a gang of incompetents

I agree. I wonder how far up it goes though. Because the anchor women on NFL Network now are amazing. Frelund, Wolfe, and Adams especially. It can’t just have been one makeup woman, right?

I’ve been waiting for this shoe to drop for a minute. Just not Dameshek. Anybody but Dameshek. Also, that’s exactly how I imagined McNabb would try to flirt. Not the unwanted advances part, but the CUM over part.

Dentures don’t get cavities.

No, we aren’t doing this any more. Here is some light music.

noo

Listen, do you think Gwen Stefani has done more for eyebrow culture than anybody else?

It was honestly better when people were just doing the over-tweezed Stefanis. Miss me with eyebrow shit, even though personally I have enough eyebrow for you and six of your friends.

I laughed my ass off when I saw this video. Especially when he’s hopping around with his hands on his head? Comedy GOLD. I can’t get enough. I’m white, and I have no fucking clue what it is with white people and rabbits.

lol

It super doesn’t.

Whatever you say, John

Maybe this should be mocked.

Whatever you say John

Call me cynical, but stuff like this is almost always a lowkey scam

Good Kinja!!!!!!