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There is a camera in your microwave

It transparently does. Ever heard of a place called Russia?

Right, so the shitheel who bought a car he couldn’t control and decided to try and stunt it for attention, that’s fine, totally cool, but the people basking in his completely avoidable and infinitely avoidable small-cockery, THEY are the bad ones.

Wrong generation. By like a decade.

Oh look, it’s “I’m so into this concert that what other people do completely and totally distracts me” guy.

Oh yeah. It’s MILLENIALS. Shouldn’t you be prepping to vote for Trump again?

There are literally ten million mustangs

Extreme same, corner lookin’-ass dude. Extreme same.

In terms of business strategies, this back and forth between the companies makes a certain amount of sense.

hahah let’s see ‘em find it since it’s invisible

1) Why would you purchase and carry two cable lengths like a genuinely insane person, rather than just carry long cables?
2) Velcro ties are completely unnecessary.
3) You went to a bluetooth tracking dongle (a Top 5 Most Useless bluetooth device) before you went to a microfiber cloth, backup headphones, a USB drive, a…

Burger King has the best one. You’re just big mad at them for some reason, and intentionally juked the stats.

Yeah I’m bored at work today too :/

Trump is gonna say he’s so mad guys

Do you think that the desert is as high as orbit?

So basically they’re in jail here.

Jack off

Like, have you EVER looked at what’s going on around the world? Holy shit, find something even slightly important at all to feel bad about.

His twitter handle is @WUP_PCWILLIS