I WANT the Ultra games, but I absolutely cannot do another fucking round with the Lillie storyline. She is the WORST. DIE Already, just DIE.

Thank you for proving my point. There will be no need for you to respond to me any further.

So you’re a poor troll both literally and figuratively.

Born and raised in Milwaukee’s white flight county, Waukesha. We still have a Bush Negro exhibit in the Milwaukee County Museum. Also, Paul Ryan.

lmao

Wisconsin is throbbing dick hard for Ryan.

The difficulty menu of a video games does not require your 10,000 words, Ethan. Here’s why: Easy mode doesn’t need defending.

stop yelling trust your instincts

Is Byron Leftwich still the Jags QB?

Hank Azaria’s voice work on Apu isn’t even in the top 700 things I’m going to actually think about in the next 5 years.

No.

Hahaha “Could” hahahahaha! Classic Jalopnik.

Breadcrumbs on mac and cheese is felonious bullshit

Maybe just talk to women instead of trying to “hit on” them, fuckknuckle.

Hopefully they’re doing something better with their lives.

completing this incredibly successful first year

Also murder though

1 pack herbed stuffing cubes

No, I’m not supporting this stupid-ass shift to video at Deadspin.

Swing and a miss on Super Mareal