Does ANYBODY out of the grays here even need to read past “I think that’s a little unfair”?

Sounds fake

That’s not what that means

Just do what everybody does and nod along with whatever they say in these things, and then rap the lyrics as written when you’re alone in your car and then never film yourself doing it.

*gagging*

ultrapuke

I don’t know, a just-under-respectable exit seems exactly right for Eli Manning.

But why are you blogging this now? Why not 5 years ago? Or 7? Or 3? Why now? Just to ride the wave?

Jesus

Yeah man, I agree it sucks, but what did you expect when you bought an Activision game?

Yeah man, I agree it sucks, but what did you expect when you bought an Activision game?

“Help not everything is for me as an adult and I feel an increasing pressure to let some things be for kids.”

settle down

oh are they not that is such a break from their previous seven decades of good fortune

ayy lmao

Hey listen though if it’s a Cyber Monday sale, it isn’t rare, it’s annual.

Hey listen though if it’s a Cyber Monday sale, it isn’t rare, it’s annual.

That’ll teach him

That is far too expensive.

That is far too expensive.

Gently rest your trunk on the rim and let nature take care of the rest

omg you really ranked them lol