Okay now do that with a full glass of water.

No Jim, ya shitnut, we already DID this with another president, sit the fuck down.

Snow. Also all of XIII. Everybody from Gears of War (as an aside, did you know that the GUYS are the GEARS? Think about it). Oh god Adam Jensen. Fucking GERALT, who is victim of some of the genuinely worst voice acting ever to damn video games in general. David Hayter’s Snake. Iconic? Yes. Good? Not by a mile. Fight…

The guy stuck in there is always my favorite part. He’s the exact opposite of Jason Bourne and I can’t get enough.

I WANT the Ultra games, but I absolutely cannot do another fucking round with the Lillie storyline. She is the WORST. DIE Already, just DIE.

Thank you for proving my point. There will be no need for you to respond to me any further.

So you’re a poor troll both literally and figuratively.

Born and raised in Milwaukee’s white flight county, Waukesha. We still have a Bush Negro exhibit in the Milwaukee County Museum. Also, Paul Ryan.

lmao

Wisconsin is throbbing dick hard for Ryan.

The difficulty menu of a video games does not require your 10,000 words, Ethan. Here’s why: Easy mode doesn’t need defending.

stop yelling trust your instincts

Is Byron Leftwich still the Jags QB?

Hank Azaria’s voice work on Apu isn’t even in the top 700 things I’m going to actually think about in the next 5 years.

No.

Hahaha “Could” hahahahaha! Classic Jalopnik.

Breadcrumbs on mac and cheese is felonious bullshit

Maybe just talk to women instead of trying to “hit on” them, fuckknuckle.

Hopefully they’re doing something better with their lives.

completing this incredibly successful first year