Also murder though

Yeah it really annoys the fuck out of me when someone at work goes “Ugh, this is giving me a migraine” and keeps RIGHT on working. Yo, if you were really getting a migraine, you’d be quaking with fear and racing home with tears in your eyes because you know what you’re about to feel like for the next day.

Okay but what if the tattoo doesn’t look lit

1 pack herbed stuffing cubes

No, I’m not supporting this stupid-ass shift to video at Deadspin.

Swing and a miss on Super Mareal

Does ANYBODY out of the grays here even need to read past “I think that’s a little unfair”?

Sounds fake

That’s not what that means

Just do what everybody does and nod along with whatever they say in these things, and then rap the lyrics as written when you’re alone in your car and then never film yourself doing it.

*gagging*

ultrapuke

I don’t know, a just-under-respectable exit seems exactly right for Eli Manning.

But why are you blogging this now? Why not 5 years ago? Or 7? Or 3? Why now? Just to ride the wave?

Jesus

And then

Yeah man, I agree it sucks, but what did you expect when you bought an Activision game?

Yeah man, I agree it sucks, but what did you expect when you bought an Activision game?

“Help not everything is for me as an adult and I feel an increasing pressure to let some things be for kids.”

settle down

oh are they not that is such a break from their previous seven decades of good fortune