ayy lmao

Hey listen though if it’s a Cyber Monday sale, it isn’t rare, it’s annual.

Hey listen though if it’s a Cyber Monday sale, it isn’t rare, it’s annual.

That’ll teach him

That is far too expensive.

That is far too expensive.

I honestly couldn’t give a fuck. Not even that he’s scamming people. Those people have earned their scam.

Gently rest your trunk on the rim and let nature take care of the rest

omg you really ranked them lol

You’d end up at the same impasse.

Slap yourself to death

Yo man, you don’t need to make all these excuses or disclaimers for others. You can like FFXV. You can even love it. I love it.

DEEP GASP

Yeah THAT’LL help with the price of Minis and their insanely high cost of ownership.

The special edition of that phone could be called the Tazer.

Both! This is Gizmodo!

I’m gonna just go ahead and guess that anyone dedicated enough to mobile gaming to BUY A FUCKING PHONE FOR IT is gonna have some damn Bluetooth headphones, so let’s just bury the headphone jack thing.

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If you think ANY Cadillac is ready to compete with a true luxury OR exotic brand, you’re lying to yourself. Cadillac still uses the same steering wheels as they use in the CRUZE. The same binnacles as the motherfucking SONIC. If you’re deluded enough to believe that a faux-luxury brand like Cadillac, whose entire…

lol “what if”

Oh no no no. Don’t you try to jump on the wagon now, Jalopnik. Get fucked.

-Veloster R-Spec owner