she got dicknose

What’s the next stop for Felix you think? The full Charles Benedict Davenport?

I feel like watching porn on twitter is some pretty ultimate white person shit. The same type of people who type “sit on my face bb” at the bottom of PornHub clips.

“For the last few years” lolololololol

stop nobody believes you

Is that where you slow-jerk it in the shower with a wet silk scarf

He couldn’t though, not without splitting the church in half, which would probably kill it.

Because you’re just wising up to the fact that Jalopnik is a very, very, VERY low-quality blog. Where some of the other Giz blogs (Deadspin, Jezebel, The Root, Splinter) have upward mobility, Jalopnik, Kotaku, Gizmodo, and Lifehacker do not. Instead of getting better, the writers who get hired at these blogs just…

That’s stuffed crust bro

uh

The only sensitivity training he needs is to catch some hands.

No, Felix. You’re a white supremacist. Fucking die.

Since this isn’t about interstate trucking, no they didn’t.

Beth has mispronounced every name except Keenan Allen.

I see.

I can confirm that this affects my fantasy football team. Would you like to hear about it?

Ah you dick.

You’re being weird. Don’t be weird.

You are aware they literally did a user poll for the next expansion of FFXV right?

That means this approach is the present, not the future. It’s already happening. It’s already happened. Many times. Why would you elect this tone, in light of the fact that Square (in spite of their faults, in spite of their…

I understand, but I won’t apologize.