WHO EATS BAGELS WITH COFFEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Are you dumb or foolish?

When you’re ugly, nothing you do matters.

Actually yeah, all trucks.

Shitass.

Woah.

oh

-She sounds mad.
-Thank fucking Christ she learned her lesson. Now please fuck off, Hillary, and die in obscurity when you’re finally ready to leave us alone forever.

I’m screaming.

He should change his name to Jaquiski Turnover

I like that your beginning and end trigger warnings are like 7 lines apart. Don’t write the fucking comment if you’re gonna act that concerned, asshole.

Okay

I’m sad that nobody has ever done this for me :<

ugh

Can I ask this? “Use” lotion vs. “wear” lotion: Where is everybody at?

How is this hard?

Fwb: So? Explain what’s going to happen, then use and lose. If they aren’t on board, find the next one. This...is extremely not hard.

For What Purpose

Today, on Splinter, Nona discusses how hard it is to expect the guy completely fucking decorated in red flags.

I think we can all feel pretty good about this story, overall.