I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

When you’re disgusted by his actions but the track is fire.

Remember that 5 minute window back in 2000 when John McCain was regarded as a refreshing change of pace Republican, a straight shooter who even democrats could respect?

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

A guy I went to school with back in the day posted to Facebook the other day that he was voting for Clinton. He’s a fairly typical rightwing evangelical, kinda hardcore but not creepy crazy. Two days after the debate last week, he just posted that he was voting Clinton. He had been thinking about third parties. He had…

“If you’re going to be racist, at least get your stereotypes right, you ignorant sack of shit!”

He’s popular because Trump is your insane, racist uncle who ruins Thanksgiving, Hillary is your nice and pleasant but somewhat bland aunt who you’re fine sitting next to but you’d rather be at the fun table, and Gary Johnson is your ex-hippie uncle who shows up probably high and after dinner takes you and your 14…

I saw a gif of him that said “Why choose the left nut or the right nut when you can have the Johnson?” and now I can only think of him as a penis.

Not to be outdone, Donald Trump went full Hermione Grainger last night and told a crowd of Nevadans that it’s pronounced “nuh-VAA-daa.”

But... That’s what this was. A real lady pretending to be someone else. The story they were tying to tell is of someone with a problem who is actively either unaware or hiding it. How would you get a real person to tell that story? A recovering alcoholic might have an impact, but that’s not a story that would fit the…

That would be a different campaign for a different medium, then. I don’t think it would have worked for this concept.

Anger completely misplaced.

I think this is too subtle for Americans to spot. I don’t get it either. Most of the alcoholics/people I know always have a wineglass nearby as well.

So they should have exploited an actual alcoholic? Think about it for a second...

If I have throw any shade toward this story, it’s not toward her but at the police. They always seem to take crimes more seriously when it happens to celebs and the wealthy than when it happens to us plain folk. And that’s what gets my goat; our stuff means just as much to us as their stuff means to them.

Spell check got me. Was unable to edit it by the time I noticed as the time limit kicked in.

What are you talking about? All Asians are exactly the same! There’s no difference between Korea and China and Japan and ‘Nam!

It comes down to stamina.

Feel free to also add nuttier than a squirrel turd as a related colloquial phrase