just a cursory glance at the skin colors of all involved parties ought to be enough to explain tbh

To be fair, they would say it never happened _and_ that the baby had it coming.

Yes. It’s always happy hour somewhere.

i don’t think Melania fucks him outside of what’s specified in her contract. Despite all his bullshit pussygrabbing act, I don’t think he cares mostly. He’s 70 years old and in terrible shape. He probably needs a fistful of viagra and an industrial crane to achieve even a modest boner.

I’ve got a half ounce of medical grade weed and some Rheingeist from Cincinnati. I’m ready

I do wonder if Melania is a Russian asset, if, as has been rumored, Russia has been cultivating Trump for years. How else to manipulate a sex obsessed child with no impulse control, self discipline or attention span, into running for any office, but to get the hot chick to say it while she’s in his bed? *puke*

She married him for his money. I think we all know this - even Trump fans admit this. Hell, she half-joked about it herself on The View. She doesn’t love him. Her end of the marriage deal is to stay attractive and obedient. She probably does know all about his infidelity and doesn’t care, cause it keeps him off her. I’…

I’ve told everyone she was going to divorce his monkey ass right after he lost. And then he didn’t.

I heard an NPR interview with a woman in Florida who said that she was already feeling hopeful about Trump even before the inauguration because her 401k was doing great, and she was confident that her kids just finishing college would find good jobs. The irony was thick with that one.

Cut the woman some slack. It’s very hard to keep hold of a hand that small.

“On the nose” really works for them. Only wearing a US flag as a toga would be more appropriate.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

That Judas guy? He’s got nothing on the traitors in my administration. He only did it for 30 pieces of silver. Not even gold! Sad.

What’s wrong with stabbing Caesar on the floor of the Senate? You kids and your new-fangled technology....

OMG RIGHT?? It’s like I can’t wait for him to just finish blowing the planet up awready, finish the ruination— just so I can get a little distance on what’s happening right now. We’re in the Prelude chapter to whatever documentary Ken Burns is going to make about the Trumpocalypse.

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

Trump is a puppet of the KGB.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Now we can all see Russia from our houses.

Except this is sort of a side issue. The bigger issue is that the GOP’s Southern Strategy, with its four decades of coded language and culture wars to conceal a lot of very abhorrent, pro-1% policies, is effectively complete. The GOP, at the national and state level, has achieved near one-party domination, and very…