You know, not that SAS doesn’t have his faults or bad takes, but he’s never been nearly as bad as either Skip or Cowherd. Or Whitlock. He’s not a dog whistle racist like Cowherd, he’s not whatever invectives you’d like to throw at Whitlock (all deserved). And he’s not a pointless contrarian like Skip.
THEY PAID FOR THEIR FOOD.
Right? It’s like, you already have the White House, both houses of Congress, and a guaranteed 5-4 win in the Supreme Court. Now it’s 6-3? Come on.
I can’t stand it when my co-workers complain about “The Union”. We are The Union. Maybe you don’t like something that union leadership has done. Then organize and vote them out. I only wish it were that easy to get rid of management.
“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up?
No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.
before anyone mentions the Chevy Bolt:
I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction.
The limited authority of the president to issue tariffs is limited to matters of national security. So while the reasons are clearly economic, he has to say the words “national security” repeatedly, or else he can’t instate any tariff.
To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.
Obama encouraged her to retire for this exact possibility. She’s going to die any day now and Trump will get another pick. Obama knew that Hillary wouldn’t win. She was the worst candidate of all time. She lost to Donald Trump! Donald Trump. Guy from The Apprentice. And just like Hillary refused to let Bernie…
SCOTUS’ new collective attitude seems to be: Fuck all y’all.
Shut everything down until Trump nominates Merrick Garland.
While the United States has acted responsibly here, the European Union and its followers have not.
What the fuck would a Met know about playing anything the right way?
Chef: MY MOM
-You forgot TV show, but don’t worry, that one’s easy- it’s obviously The Wire. Also, wait... Mozart over Beethoven! Do you remember how dope Amadeus was? Mozart was a freaking genius! And Who isn’t even a real doctor. At least go Dr. House!
Most Jalopnik readers are probably too young to remember when President Reagan was called “the Teflon President,” because no matter what happened, no blame ever stuck to him. President Trump (I vacillate between thinking of him as our Tweeter-in-Chief and our Draft Dodger-in Chief) and his supporters seem to go even…
Just don’t do it in a tesla because it wont be able to get the power down since it’s insulated.