I bet a plane malfunctioning and starting to break apart feels a lot like turbulence. 

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

The least we can do is make their lives inconvenient. Make it so that they have to stay home, make it so that they can’t escape the chanting crowds outside their windows. I’m even for protesting outside the schools of their children because I just don’t care anymore.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

How about allowing people into the country. It’s pretty fucking enormous you know. I have never understood why this needs to be a walled-off garden. Everyone should have a chance at a better life if they seek it out. Who are you or me to say No, you can’t. What is so amazing and unique about the US that we have to…

No. We must compare them to Nazis so the idiots in Flyover Country understand what’s happening. Those people can barely breathe on their own, let alone understand really complex international issues.

Kinda similar, school administration decided to start breathalyzing kids before school dances. So no one went to them and they were all canceled.

As far as I’m concerned, this is THE ultimate sports car. 680HP from a N/A V12 connected to a 6-speed manual transmission that revs to almost 8,000RPM with the center seat and the full interior with the high downforce package for better handling. I literally cannot think of a better expression of what a sports car can…

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

I’m pretty sure a St. Louis jury would find the Rams liable of the Kennedy assassination, the Challenger disaster, and the Pulse nightclub shooting.

No, lower taxes for me, but more spending on the shit *I* depend on. If I don’t feel like I’m “winning” (ie, getting back more than I put in), I’m going to vote for the first candidate who promises to make it happen.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

Anyone allowing their daughter to attend Baylor at this point needs to be arrested for reckless endangerment.

My emotional support snake finds your lack of empathy depressing. On the other hand, the emotional support honey badger doesn’t give a shit.