It’s not really about how long the games take as much as the pace of the games. If a game lasted over three hours but was played at a quick pace, people would be okay. It’s all those moments when it takes five minutes for a pitcher to pitch to just one batter because both the pitcher and hitter take too long to get…

I’m glad the rest of American society doesn’t work this way. Now excuse me while I listen to music by Alan Thicke’s son, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, and Loudon Wainwright III’s son and then watch a movie with Rocky Johnson’s son or maybe one with Robert Pine’s son, Patty Duke’s son or Goldie Hawn’s daughter. Or maybe…

other than John Thompson III (who was actually successful at Princeton before getting the Georgetown job), can you name a minority who benefited from nepotism to rise through the coaching ranks, or get numerous second chances, in college or pro sports?

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Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

YES! EXACTLY. The FDR one has been out in the open so long now that it wasn’t even the first place my mind jumped to but you’re correct, the guy had to wear heavy painful metal leg braces most of the time in public. Which really takes it out of you when it comes time for all that secretary bonin’ down at Hot Springs.

Yes. Draymond could be thrown out of every single game but isn’t. NBA refs suck, but not because of Draymond.

Mostly.

Where does he think they’ll get these new referees? It’s not like college referees are known for their consistency and fairness.

My question is, where are MLB’s broadcast partners in all of this? ESPN, FOX, and TBS should be up in arms. They paid a boatload for broadcast rights, and now there’s a franchise in a big market like Miami that they absolutely cannot put on TV. Plus the domino effect, now the Orioles, Rays, and Blue Jays will be…

Sports teams are businesses, they are entertainment businesses. The most reliable way a sports franchise can entertain is to win. You can have all the ugly CF statues, bobblehead giveaways, mascots, and t-shirt cannons you want but nothing will generate more entertainment or interest, nothing will sell more tickets or…

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

I call him Sitting Bull because he’s been sitting in a chair for so many years and because I’m a racist who likes using the names of famous Native Americans as an insult.

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

What I love about this site is I honestly can’t tell if you mean there should have been an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Jets due to spiking the ball in an opponent’s face (literally, this time!) or an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Patriots for the flop.

Pretty obvious flop? Yes.

The hall of fame is for and about the writers instead of the players. It gives them a reason to feel important

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?