Right, the Sports(-)Journalism Burkeplex is all a paranoid delusion.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Funny enough, the legal and medical discourse in the league is probably the most interesting part to me.

Let’s just hope all these UNC folks didn’t attend fake classes in med school.

Don’t be. This is part and parcel of what a smart commissioner does. Jeter and the owners are getting murdered in the press so Manfred will try to deflect some of that his way. Gary Bettman basically made this an artform, letting every stupid “How come you hate Canada” question come his way from all the radio hosts up…

Certainly the former, sometimes the latter.

I think both, depending on the topic.

Is the Deadspin conventional wisdom that Le Batard is a good journalist or a blowhard? Or both?

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

The measurement isn’t dependent on the chain gang running in perpendicular.

I like that there were two points of contention from the announcers: the fact that the paper was folded, and the marker not being upright. The fact that it’s 2017 and we’re still using sticks with chains that depend on the chain gang running perpendicular to the sidelines and the refs eyeballing the spot: fine…

I mean, to be fair, modern printer paper is made to exacting tolerances, otherwise your shitty printers at work would jam even more than they do now.

I’m confused. No matter how much cheese you buy, it works out to $50/mo

-dry heat guy

By the way, on Saturday, Cadet Simone Askew will make history:

Sir there is no place for cursing on media reports. Yes you have freedom of speech however if you can’t get you point across without cursing then it’s a sad day for journalism.

Listen, if the railway companies didn’t want to deal with a company that performed unnecessary work and dumped waste into the ocean, they would have gone to one of their competitors and the invisible hand of the market would’ve taken care of the rest. The fact that this company was still in business means that there…

More big government overreach trying to get in the way of honest business just trying to get the most out of cheating customers. I miss the good old days when lying, cheating, and stealing we’re “just business”.

The issue is that this is not a question for the U.S. to answer independently. There are very legitimate reasons that China, South Korea and Japan do not want war with North Korea, and it stretches beyond just counting North Korean lives.